All this google+ stuff and sharing has me getting mah baggies packed and ready to move to alestiaka.

I can't deal with google+ and the illuminati behind them ,"EA". So I have decided that the internet is unsafe for my bootyful and fregille i's. I am now formzululy boycotting google and the internet. Anyone can stand with me, we have real cookies becwause dis aint no intranett and I aiint no part of it.

They're cholapril cipfools cookez

Doint wurry if youy iz lactose intolz, these cookiz where mad e fur lezy peeple.

plz plz plz plz dunt b med if u dunt think i Iz write.